Garbage In Garbage Out

Next time a telemarketer calls, use this slick routine to teach him/her a lesson:

The pastor and members of a Memphis church claim the face of God recently appeared on the ceiling of their sanctuary.
Pastor Reginald Lowery of Miracle Crusade Bible Church Holiness was preaching a sermon entitled “God Knows Where We Are” on a recent Friday night, when God chose to reveal himself to his daughter. The […]

Regardless of your beliefs, this is funny as hell:

I’ll admit I’m unfairly targeting Vista, but in this day and age, there’s no excuse for this sort of error message and its mumbly-crumbly error text (”might be useful if…”). Might be useful if Error 0×8000FFFF meant anything to the operator.

Now, I’m a parent, with kids growing up way faster than I ever thought possible. But dammit, I just can help but hope I don’t run into a video of my sons delving this far into pop culture. The street cred that aluminum foil grillz gives home fry is shocking.